Things I Still Don't Understand, Vol. XXIV

From a coupla years ago:

I'm 36 years old and I still can not wrap my head around the soft-shell crab. Do you just eat the whole thing, shell/legs and all? Wtf?

Conversely, I'm mildly surprised I don't eat all my food like this.*






* Actually, I do.

Here we are three years later and I just read this article, and I still have no fucking idea.

Sigh. Me - I'm really happening, aren't I?