THE COUNTRY STORE: was called Shackleford’s when we moved there. Was a kid’s wet dream; penny candy as far as the eye could see. Do kid’s have wet dreams? I never did, I was never that lucky. I had to work for everything I’ve gotten in this life. - XMASTIMEI don't wanna be on the "gee, isn't bacon great??!?!!?" non-bandwagon, but last night I actually had a dream in which I banged Jennifer Aniston (allover tan!) and then she served me with a plate of bacon in the morning. No joke.
"Actually, XXXmastime, I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats. Hungry?"
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