Bears

9:00am – We watch a little tv. I stay away from tv for the kid, but Noggin has some cool stuff that’s supposed to be educational etc, so a few minutes here and there don’t hurt. I like to watch “Little Bear” with him; Little Bear teaches kids the importance of sharing, teamwork, using your imagination and being very nice in general.

9:03am – Fuck “Little Bear”, “Dawson’s Creek” is on. - XMASTIME

Here's a list of five fictional bears and whether or not they'd kill you. Interestingly enough, according to the article the bear most like to eat you is, ta-DA!...Little Bear, who is a grizzly bear. And I say "interestingly enough" because for his picture they've chosen one in which he looks like Nathan Lane arriving at a Chippendales auction after knocking back a coupla double testicle shooters. Yikes.