Oh Oh.

This giant rubber ball has been under my desk since I got here - presumably, whoever was at my desk before used it as a chair. Often, because I too am a physical fitness freak and wish to work my core eight hours a day, I put my foot up on it as a recliner, which means the soles of my shoes rubs against the rubber of the ball. I've just now noticed the kind of sound this makes, meaning the office very likely is under the impression I've spent the last week at my desk farting constantly. Great.