On Open Letter to The (Preumably) Young Gentleman at the Helm of the "RICHMOND SUCKS!" Website:

Welcome to the Richmond Sucks page, where I aim to crucify and ridicule my home town, simply because it deserves it. Love it, leave it, or just live here.

While I like your energy, your "Richmond Sucks!" page would be a lot funnier if it was, you know, readable. One glance at it and my eyeballs started doing that weird shit Japanese anime does to kids. AND I'M NOT EVEN JAPANESE!!!!!  Were you not able to find a font/color combo that was even harder to read - was white zapf chancery on a white background not available? Maybe something using a sign that hypnotizes people?