Friday, June 08, 2012

Xmastime Classix

I hate it when someone in the room all of a sudden says "oh my GOD!!!" or "what the fuck??!!!!" or something like that, but then they sit there and wait for you to say "what?" before announcing what they're ohmygodding about. Why can't they just have their big "oh my god!" moment and then immediately tell you what the big deal is?

My new rule: anybody does that from now on, I'm not giving them the satisfaction. I'm sitting mute 'til they tell me what they're braying about. I mean, for fuck's sake.

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