DJ's Diary

From the annals of Derek Jeter's Dairy, All-Star Game edition:

On the other hand, that Mike Trout seems like a real nice kid. Regular cleats. He addressed me as "Mr. Jeter." "Mr. Jeter is my father," I told him. "You should just call me Captain." Then I had him get me a Gatorade. He brought me four different flavors. He's playing the game the right way. 

"The Captain" woulda been funnier, but fuck it.