Thursday, August 02, 2012

Dear Office Cafeteria:

Can you please just put my slice of pizza in the same fucking styrofoam box you do everything else? Anyone else walking by it’s like “oh, maybe it’s a salad, or a nice, healthy tomato sandwich with lettuce.”  But god forbid you get pizza, then it’s like a goddam alarm sounding off “hey lookit me everybody, Imma keep stuffing my fat face with grease, cause I’m a big fat loser!”

Grr.

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