When Dee Dee Bowler fell while running the shuttle run in 4th grade we
all laughed so hard Mr. Futchko sent us back to homeroom and made us put
our heads down for the rest of class (oooooooooooooooooooooohhh, scary!) Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure that if Libby Sill, the Norma Jean Bissell of
our class, had taken such a tumble we would've run over each other in
the mad scramble to help her up, sprinting to the cafeteria for hot
water and towels. Shit ain't fair.- XMASTIME
On one hand
this is genius:
At Texas-based burger mini-chain Twisted Root Burger Company (AHT review) you can get a few cents off your order if your server thinks you look hot.
On the other, I'm pretty sure no woman's going back ever again if she don't get the discount, so.
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