Please Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please!!!

"Surprise" guest speaker at the RNC...oooooooh, could it be Sniffy Wiffy?!??!?!?

Of course, prolly not - I'm never that lucky. But how great would it be if she popped out onstage, dressed in the exact same outfit as last time and pulled a Jack Paar, "...AS I was saying before..."  Place would explode. If she's not scheduled, keynote speaker Rex Ryan Chris Christie should sneak her into one of his fat folds and then unfurl it like a flag so she comes rolling out to the mic. Awesome.