I Mean Camon What the Fuck People

Is it the law that any nude or sex scene has to be the first scene filmed for any movie? I mean, how many fucking times do we hafta hear "yeah we met, first time ever, and then we had to kiss and roll around right after" etc? I mean, what the fuck? It's either that or "yeah, even though we're both amazingly hot all we did was play jokes on each other, like eating onions before our sex scene!" Fucking hell.

Almost as bad as movie lawyers in court…

Or dudes finishing sentences with dudes…

Or actors on their auditions…

Grrrr.