Oh, for Fuck's Sake

Oh, goody fucking joy: the McRib is BACK!  Again!  What the fuck is it about the awful McRib that McDonald's feels worthy enough about to fucking trot it out every coupla years and act like it's doing the world a great big favor?  Yet another reason McDonald's should be running the country, as it's brainwashed people into thinking being able to spend $4 for the privilege of eating their own turds is something they should be thankful for.  Incredible.- XMASTIME

Here we go again, with the McfuckingRib:

Fervent fans of the McDonald’s McRib will have to wait past October and November, when the cult favorite usually emerges, until late December, according to a leaked memo.

The sauce-slathered pork sandwich was originally set to be launched from Oct. 22 through Nov. 11, according to a memo from the McDonald’s Operators National Advertising Fund, obtained by Ad Age.

Instead, the popular, limited-time product will appear during the holiday season along with a bigger advertising push that emphasizes its “high-quality pork” and “unique taste,” according to Ad Age.

The delayed campaign is a strategy by the burger giant to parlay the McRib’s fanatical fan base into a year-end sales surge. Same-store sales in the U.S. last December soared a whopping 9.8% amid an unseasonably warm winter.

OH, BULLY FOR US. Thanks, Mickey fucking D's.