Gee, What a Fucking Surprise

If Obama owned a funeral home, Republicans would stop dying. - XMASTIME

Riiiiiight on schedule, Republicans are furious with Chris Christie for working with Obama after Sandy. Makes sense. Because yeah, I'm sure plenty of NJ people would be fine if he said "look on the bright side - your life may be completely ruined, but telling Obama and his tons of federal aid to go fuck themselves might help put me in the White House sometime in the foreseeable future, so."