High School Football

My alma mater is 10-0, ranked first in the state, and even laid a 89-0 spot on some poor bastards a few weeks ago. I just checked out my yearbooks - in our most prolific year when I played we scored 98 points...in 10 games!!

Meanwhile, this year's team has outscored their opponents to the tune of 510-85. They gave up a whopping 20 points over the last 7 games. I don't even have the heart to look up how many points we gave up in my "prolific" year, but I remember the score 48-6 happening a lot. Well, every Friday night to be exact.

Of course, they can never take a way how sexy I looked while giving up those 48 points,can they? BOOM!