Monday, November 05, 2012

Wait, What?

Via Sully, some woman writes:
Even though my father died in childbirth and I never knew him, I still have some fun gift ideas for Dad. Venison always brings a grin to the lip - and really, how could it not? It's the gamey "Cadillac of meats". Another perineum favourite is magic tricks. What patriarch doesn't enjoy performing a nice sleight-of-hand-job for the family, après-dinner? For the divorced dad, mail order brides can be a fun gift. Sometimes.
What? How can a father die in childbirth?

2 comments:

Kelly said...

When it's Dina Martina, that's how.

http://www.timeout.com/london/cabaret/article/3869/dina-martinas-family-gift-guide

The Gnat said...

And, uhh, isn't perineum the fancy medical word for the "taint?"