Opening Day Tomorrow

Oh, ye peeps of no faith:

Brian Cashman’s broken right fibula has become symbolic of the state of the Yankees.
It’s a team is so bruised and battered, even its general manager is wearing a cast.
The Yankees’ center fielder, shortstop, third baseman, first baseman, No. 4 starter and lefty specialist are each on the disabled list. Their No. 2 and 3 starters, corner outfielders, replacement corner infielders, closer and designated hitter are each 34 or older. It seems that expectations — at least from those outside of the Yankees clubhouse — have not been lower since before the late 90s dynasty.