Thursday, March 07, 2013

Rand Paul, Magician

Rand Paul's 13-hour filibuster, while somewhat refreshing for being an ACTUAL filibuster instead of the paperwork that has passed for one in recent years, actually accomplished nothing except inexplicably making John McCain and Lindsay Graham the voices of reason:
"To somehow allege or infer that the president of the United States is going to kill somebody ... who disagrees with the policies is a stretch of imagination which is, frankly, ridiculous," McCain said.

"To my Republican colleagues, I don't remember any of you coming down here suggesting that President Bush was going to kill anybody with a drone," Graham said. "They had a drone program back then. All of a sudden, this drone program has gotten every Republican so spun up. What are we up to here?"
For his next trick, Rand Paul will make someone choose to fuck  Bigfoot  Khloe Kardashian over her sisters.

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