Thanks, Bees

Moi, back in 2010:

If I could only eat one thing the rest of my life, I must say I wouldn't be upset if it was Bumblebee tuna fish.

So of course now Bumblebee tuna is lethal:

Bumble Bee said late Thursday that it's now recalling 51,000 cases of canned tuna, up from its original 22,500 cases. Each case contains 24 to 48 cans. The company said that some cans' seals may not be tight enough. Loose seals could let in germs and spoil the tuna, sickening an eater.

Of course. Anyway, this makes perfect sense: