This Is The End of Freedom, Jesus, and Jesus' Scrappy, Lovable Sidekick Baby Jesus

The Indoctrination of Small Children Into Obama's Socialism Has Officially Begun: kids in Richmond are learning the ukelele instead of the guitar:

“At first, I thought it was going to be hard,” said fourth-grader Andrew Durkin. “But it turned out to be real easy. … It makes me feel so good when I learn how to play ‘I’m Yours’ ” for their upcoming concert.

I don't know what's worse: that a uke simply does not rock, or the onset of tyranny.