Thursday, April 18, 2013

The Yankess are Fucked; Even Worse, I Seem to Have Discovered How to Make Things Blink

Jeter broke his gotdam ankle again.
Derek Jeter has what Brian Cashman called a new, small fracture in the ankle. Cashman said he’s out now until after the All-Star break. It’s unclear how he did it. 
Let me guess: saving an orphan from a burning building, ie the opposite of A-Rod. Sigh.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Maybe he had an untimely visit to Misery where he met up with a certain caregiver who happened to own a mallet...