A Sense of Where You Are

In case you were worried you weren't half-assing your life badly enough, turns out there was a book written by John McPhee that detailed Bill Bradley's senior year at Princeton when he somehow dragged an Ivy League school to the Final Four and put up numbers that are still near the top of the NCAA record book while breaking the world record for collegiate grade point average and inventing a way for personal computers to communicate with each other using something he called a hyper-text markup language. Oh yeah - and he both invented and cured AIDS.

You know what? Instead of reading the book, just get a gun and blow your fucking brains out since you're obviously just taking up space on this planet like a moron.