Business Cards

Of icons. Such as you know who:

Of course, we all know there is only one truly great business card.

“But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you have a great business card riff years ago?"

Sigh. Yes. Fine, I'll re-post. You're welcome, Earth.

I was ready to enter my building a lil while ago and I saw this business card taped on the door:

I couldn't help but think you know what...I'd be a lot more impressed with your services if the card was taped to the INSIDE of the door.