Wednesday, May 22, 2013

I Am Vindicated. As Always.

7) Where did the myth about sexy, slutty flight attendants begin? The stereotype is of gorgeous horny babes banging dudes at every layover. I don't fly a lot, but every time I do the attendant is usually, if not a flaming dude, some spinster who weighs in at 400lbs. She's out of breath while showing us what to do in case we crash, and constantly scraping my shoulder with her fat ass every time she squeezes by. What the fuck. - XMASTIME 
WELL well well...wait, I guess I already said that...anyway, somewhere, somebody in the universe is finally catching up by bringing back the hot flight attendant.

You're welcome, Earth.

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