Just Like My Mama Sa-ahead

Today Short Bus and I were on the train and some dude waddled on that had to be 500 lbs. "Yeesh" we both thought. Then I saw that the dude only had one hand. "Good lord" I turned to Short Bus and said, "think of how big that fat fuck would be with two hands!" - XMASTIME

Guess what's the first thing I thought of when I saw this guy?

Sigh. All these years later, I'm still going to hell. You should be sad about that. Hell is hot as hell. And you know I hate the heat.