Why are there still “No Smoking” signs on every airplane? Hasn’t it been
about 20 years since smoking was banned? Is this still a problem; has
anyone ever seen anyone in the last 15 years get caught smoking while
unawares? “I can’t smoke on this plane?? When did THIS happen????” And
doesn’t that set up a “well, I didn’t know I couldn’t punch the
stewardess, there wasn’t a sign NOT to…I knew I wasn’t allowed to smoke,
but I have to plead ignorance on this one, Your Honor”? Or should we
just assume that there has never been an airplane built after 1987? Gee,
that’s comforting.- XMASTIME
THIS LIST HERE of
11 Signs, Announcements, and Disclaimers That Are No Longer Necessary starts out well with that being #1 on the list, but then drops the ball by not wondering why turnstiles still say
NO TOKENS:
Speaking of the subway, why do the turnstiles still say NO TOKENS?
Haven't tokens been obsolete for almost a decade now? Who the fuck are
these messages for? Who's showing up at the train these days "what
the...no tokens?? when the fuck did THIS happen?" I guess it would be
like if after I had sampled her delights, a lady of the bon soir
casually mentioned to me "hey, no farthings" as I started to pay. Wtf.
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