Reno!

You know I've always loved me some THE BEST OF TIMES, and I've always thought I was the only person who's ever sen the fucker. So when SI picked Reno Hightower #1 in their Movie QB Draft Day, I cannot deny that I whooped out loud. Awesome.

Strengths Too many to list. The hair, the teeth, the cannon and the white shoes. Ran the huddle like Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.  This cat is a franchise QB with an all-time name. Weaknesses Decision-making: While it worked out, trusting any character played by Robin Williams to make a big catch is questionable. Balky knees. NFL equivalent Johnny Unitas, with an epic mullet and the ability to rebuild an engine.

Unfortunately I can't find the clip of when Dr. Death flattens Robin Williams off the line about 24 straight plays.