I remember talking to a guy a few years back who claimed that not only
had his father once won a million dollars in the lottery, but had
"figured it out."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Ooh," he self-assuredly nodded, "he knows how to win it whenever he wants."
"The lottery?"
"That's right."
"Then...why doesn't he win all the time?"
"Hmmm," he gave me that oh, you know why, don't you? look. To this day, I have no idea what the fuck he was talking about.
Maybe I shouldn't be so skeptical; THIS GUY HERE wins the goddam thing every time he lives his house.
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