Introvertz

I don't think anyone would accuse me of being an introvert, but I must say I can relate to #2 on this list:

2. You know that canceling plans is like winning the damn lottery, especially when someone else does it.

It also serves to remind us that all life is Costanzean:

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.