Quite a Life I'm Putting Together Here

Roseanne (in checkout line): "Hey, look at what this guy is buying. Vodka, malomars, and a TV Guide. I’m guessing, single and staying that way."

I wanna start a Tumblr site called Single and Staying That Way based on dudes at the checkout line. - XMASTIME

Just now I saw what was the extent of my cupboard. Sigh. I'm really happening, aren't I?