Bitchez b Cray Cray

Former hottie-turned-loon Anna Benson is in some hot water:

Frightened former Mets pitcher Kris Benson was hiding from his gun-toting wife in the basement of his Georgia home when he called 911.

"My soon-to-be ex-wife has gotten into my house," Benson said, his voice a tense whisper. "She's brandishing a gun."

Wait, what - who the fuck says "brandishing" in such a case? Wtf? I do believe I am calling bullshit on Kris Benson here.

Oh, Anna. We'll always have Xmas!