Cancer.

I just saw this (paraphrased to protect privacy, yes I am that classy - you're welcome, Earth) on a Facebook post just now:

No one hates cancer more than she does.

Really? Hey, I know what she meant, and I'm not picking on anybody and I know making fun of it makes me the King Dick of the World, but seeing it in black and white makes it look funny, doesn't it? I mean, someone has the world record for hating cancer? I mean, its cancer - isn't there like a 7 billion-person tie for first place?