Midnight Run, NBA Edition

As you already know its been all Midnight Run lately, and Bill Simmons uses it for today's article on the NBA offseason:

"Can I at least have some French fries?"
"I said no, pecker breath, now shut up."
One of my favorite throwaway exchanges goes to my favorite throwaway revelation of the summer: George telling Slam Magazine about the time Larry Legend showed up for a Pacers practice, "picked a ball up that had rolled over," then "rolled up his sleeves and made about 15 in a row and just walked out like nothing just happened," adding, "We were speechless. We didn't know whether to keep shooting or just to end practice. It was sweet, man."