Oh, Come the Fuck On With This Bullshit Already

HERE'S a heartwarming story of a couple in their 90's who were married for 72 years and then died within an hour of each other, holding hands.

How'd they die?

A car accident, of course.

In October of 2011, as the couple was driving into town, Gordon mistakenly pulled out in front of another car. The Yeagers were rushed to the hospital following the collision and given a shared room in intensive care. Though they were "not really responsive," they held hands as they lay there, side-by-side.

Awww, side by side....what a heart-warming story.

But.

WHY THE FUCK WERE PEOPLE IN THEIR FUCKING 90'S DRIVING A FUCKING CAR???!!!!

No word on the passengers of the other car, of course. Not cutesy-wutesy enough, I guess.