Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Power. It's What's for Dinner.

Sully seems to endorse the impression that marks of power include things like not fearing consequences, thinking only in big ideas etc:
Power lends the power holder many benefits. Powerful people are more likely to take decisive action. In one simple experiment, it was shown that people made to feel powerful were more likely to turn off an annoying fan humming in the room. Power reduces awareness of constraints and causes people act more quickly. Powerful people also tend to think more abstractly, favoring the bigger picture over smaller consequences. Powerful people are less likely to remember the constraints to a goal. They downplay risks, and enjoy higher levels of testosterone (a dominance hormone), and lower levels of cortisol (a stress hormone).
Of course, I nailed what power really is years ago. You're welcome, Earth:
I would guess that a good measure of how much power you have in the office is what happens if you cut one. For instance, if you're REALLY high up, everybody has to pretend they didn't notice. If you're KINDA high up you can do it, but you gotta accompany it with a funny interjection, like "hiyooooo!!" or "HOTcha-boogie!!!!!!!", followed by something like "dang, I gotta get the ol' lady to change butchers!"

Me, if I let one slip, the outrage would be such that before security could see me safely out of the building my body would've been set on fire by torches in the parking lot; people wailing "for godsake, the children!!!!!" Finally an F branded onto my forehead before being pushed into oncoming traffic. So.

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