MOI, years ago:
I went to Yankee Stadium the other night with Rrthur (yes ladies, THAT
Rrthur). Is there anything better than going to a baseball game? Nyet.
The food, the open air, the bright colors of the field, everything's
perfect. EXCEPT. What the fuck is up with the between-innings ROARING
sound system - I wanna kick back, relax, talk to my buddy while the
teams switch on the field and I'm barraged with this sound system that
is apparently powered by jet engines. Are they scared that if there's
not constant action on the field, I'll leave? christ. IT'S BASEBALL -
nothing EVER happens on the field!!!!! And then during big moments I've
got the scoreboard screaming at me to get up and MAKE SOME NOISE!! GET
EXCITED!!!!!! Jesus. Dude, I'm fucking excited already; Im at the damn
game! I know the bases are loaded and Jeter's up, I'm not fucking
reading "The Bridges of Madison County" in the goddam stands. I know
you're trying to distract me from the fact that I just paid $9 for a
fucking hot dog, but enough. - XMASTIME
Oh, guess who agrees with me? Oh, nobody, just...
HUEY FUCKING LEWIS!!!
1. The murmur of tens of thousands of people in a baseball park, vendors
hollering about beer and hot dogs, along with the thrilling crack of a
bat hitting a ball, an umpire's throaty call, and the occasional
player’s whistle or cry of "I got it!" is a wonderful symphony of sounds
that we almost never get to hear anymore. Fortunately, most venues halt
the music when the action starts, but not always, and not exactly, and
that can be doubly infuriating. And, yes, it’s often played too loud.
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