From
July 23, 2009.
Like his father, I assume Big Bear will be an Orioles fan - hell, he's
already got the hat, that's half the battle with kids. So I would
declare my loyalty to my godson as being such that should, god forbid,
something awful happen to his parents
(feels
like a tainted mayo incident, doesn't it? "Ugh, something's wrong with
this deviled egg...something's not right." "Really? Let me try one!"
boom! dead) and I need to raise him myself, I will toss aside my
beloved Yankees and be an Orioles fan so we can watch the games every
evening in solidarity.
Hey, what has 2 thumbs and ain't won dick since Cal Ripken was 23 years old?
THIS guy!
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