Oh, Becky!

Ohoh...the episode where Becky talks to Jackie about birth control is on. High tide for Becky #1, mini-skirt flappin in the breeze, 1989 bob in the hair. Or hairbob, halebop, however you call it. I found out one night on Larry King she lives in Red Hook and is VERY single. Of course I tried to call her up, no luck. Seriously, when is someone gonna write a show or movie for the two Beckys? Have a show where they interchange every few minutes, but no one ever acknowledges it, driving the viewers crazy. Or the two of them living together in the big city as roommates. "Hi Becky!" "Hi Becky! Thanks again for shaving my pussy!" "Sure! You done with my Patricia Cornwall book?" "Sure! Here!" etc etc. Brokeback Becky, maybe? Or they can sit around and cry to each other about Mark dying in real life....until they're confronted with a 3-ton great white shark!!! anyways. I'm not giving up on the 2 Beckys idea.- XMASTIME

Turns out that OB (Original Becky) never watched the Roseanne finale, and had no idea Dan had died. Wtf?