After all, I don't ask for much:
First I dreamed of finding my soul mate, my true love; building a rich life together with my best friend and lover. Then I moved on to hoping I'd find a nympho who loved maid outfits, assplay and kicked off an endless series of dangerous one-night stands. Now I find myself dreaming about drifting off to sleep to the glow of Frasier as my wife absent-mindedly gives me a handjob without bothering to put down her copy of US Weekly.
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