Saturday, September 07, 2013

Is the Daily News Now The Onion?

I mean, wtf:
Experts have said billions of wasps in the UK are now "drunk" and "jobless" now that they have supplied their queen with enough nectar. Now they are "feasting on fermented fruit" to pass the time.
And it, incredibly, gets funnier:
The British Red Cross suggests keeping a credit card handy when spending time outside. You won't be able to buy your safety, but you can remove the stinger by dragging the edge of the plastic card across the skin.Because yeah, I'm gonna do fucking surgery on a wasp.
I think someone's been duped here.

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