Thursday, September 26, 2013

Really? F@#king Really?

Dear iPhone Chess:

My slaughtering my opponent's every piece in 49 seconds does not approach anything remotely close to a "draw by stalemate." Are you fucking kidding me? I hope when you get home your mother jumps out from under the front stoop and bites you in the ankle, iPhone Chess.

I remain,
Xmastime

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