H8n' TX du Jour

Watching Varsity Blues   for the 200th time  for the first time ever reminds me of yet another reason Texas blows. Everybody else on planet Earth pronounces "coyotes" as "cow-yo-tees." But your Texan friend will go out of his/her way to find a way to use the word and pronounce it as "kah-oat;" this is their way of saying "Wow, lookit me, I'm from Texas!! You should be impressed! Texas is awesome, we think we should be our own country!" Hey, guess what? So do we. The "kah-oat" thing is their own secret handshake, their own way of saying "hey, YOU'RE WELCOME for George W. Bush, Anna Nicole Smith and killing JFK!" Yes, I get it, you're from Texas. Wow, congratulations. I'm sure the kah-oats are soooooo proud!

Surely there's one coyote that would fuck with Texas.