The Sports Guy Blew It

How could The Sports Guy make fun of the face of the Jacksonville Jaguars owner without referencing the Cigar Guy?!!?!?!?!!?

Of course, I had beef with the cigar guy when he first appeared:

No Cigar Man on the Crucifix? Or on the Meet the Beatles cover? The Iwo Jima flag-raising pic? We can't get him onto Dealey Plaza? Crossing the Delaware? At the Last Supper? Mona Lisa? The naked Vietnamese girl running? On a Che t-shirt? On The Breakfast Club poster? The Farrah poster? The Obama HOPE poster? Can someone please get The Cigar Guy on The Jersey Shore?