Walt Disney Hates Freedom, Jesus; Jesus' Scrappy, Lovable Scrapebook Flies Into a Rage, Burns His Beloved Mickey Mouse Ears "All to Hell!!"

Disney is promoting its part-time employees to full-time because of Obamacare, presumably having forgotten that it was conjured up by an America-hating Kenyan. Happiest Place on Earth? For terrorists.

How's Papa John's threat to raise the price of his steaming turds up 14¢ because of Obamacare going, btw?