Monday, November 18, 2013

Quote du Jour

A girl dreams about a bad boy who is good only for her. A boy wants a good girl, who is only bad for him.
"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you write about the diiference between men & women years ago??!?!?"

Sigh. Yes, faithful readers, yes, I did:
 5) I think the difference between men and women is that if a woman thinks her man is cheating on her, she pictures him being in love, having intimate conversations with the other woman and them forming a bond of friendship and intimacy that she can’t be a part of, while if a guy thinks his girl is cheating he pictures her on a dogleash getting ass-fucked by the dude while his friends take pictures and slap her face with their 9-inch cocks as she laffs about your “wee-wee.”

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