Sigh. Whenever Will the Universe Catch Up to My Brilliance?

As I've said before, Richard Cohen is an incredibly stupid man, but for some reason the Daily News prints whatever re-used mashup of old, tired words he types out on his Smith-Corona.  I'm guessing he has pictures of Mort Zuckerman blowing Raoul, the nighttime stockboy. - XMASTIME

Everyone's calling for Richard Cohen's head today. I guess my question is, what the fuck took so long?