So, Snakes Are Some Fucked-Up Shit, Aren't They?

There is no such thing as an "irrational" fear of snakes. Since they have no arms and no legs yet can instantly kill you, being scared of snakes is, indeed, perfectly rational.- XMASTIME

People like to make fun of me for being as scared of snakes as I am. Now I can say fuck you, I've just evolved, bitches!!!

Well, there is ONE SNAKE I actually like, of course.