WELL, Well, Well, Whaddya Know...

Usain Bolt, the fastest man on the planet not named Xmastime when the meat lover's pizzas are brought out to the Pizza Hut buffet, claims to have eaten 1,000 chicken mcnuggets while winning three gold medals and breaking three world records during the 2008 Summer Olympics:

“At first I ate a box of 20 for lunch, then another for dinner,” he wrote. “The next day I had two boxes for breakfast, one for lunch and then another couple in the evening. I even grabbed some fries and an apple pie to go with it.”

And do you know WHY he did this?

Because, as I may have mentioned a few thousand times before myself, CHICKEN MCNUGGETS ARE FUCKING AWESOME!