Last week I mentioned to someone that I'd be willing to have somebody do something shitty to me so people would shower me with money online, like the bus matron from last year or the waitress who just got stiffed for being gay. Turns out someone beat me to the punch - the waitress thing is, apparently, a hoax.
Then yesterday I remarked to someone I'm gonna get famous by completely making up some awkward situation and doing a play-by-play on Twitter, like the guy live-tweeting a breakup or the guy live-tweeting a rude woman on a plane. Ta-da! Plane boy beat me to it. His was a hoax too.
Grrrr.
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