Happy...Squirrel Appreciation Day?

Apparently, squirrels in Richmond are the equivalent of rats in Brooklyn, which means I'll still one day be eaten alive by rodents, but it'll be a helluva lot cuter.  - XMASTIME

How the fuck'd I miss Squirrel Appreciation Day today? After all, one of the earliest memes on Xmastime was, as you surely  don't give a shit about  remember, was "fisting squirrels." (go ahead and do an Xmastime search...not at work, of course.)