Helping a friend load a heavy cardboard box into a car to return to Lowes:
Me: So what is this?
Him: My Christmas gift from ________.
Me: (starting to fume) I know, but what is it?
Him: It's a tool.
Me: (fuming) Yes, but WHAT tool?
Him: (exasperated at me): Dude! It's written on the box!
Me: (full-on ready to explode): No it's not!
Him: (realizing it's not) Oh...it's a tool chest.
Cue head exploding.
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